1) lady in Bath & Body: How old are your boys?
me: They're two.
lady: (confused look)
me: They're twins.
lady: Oh, I would have never guessed.
2) lady in Macy's: Oh, they are so sweet. How much younger is this one?
(pointing to Kiefer)
me: About 30 seconds. (I never want to sound sarcastic or condescending when answering this question, but I really never know if they are expecting "one minute" or "one year")
lady: Oh, they are twins?! Oh my. They look nothing alike.
3) lady by the play area: You have some handsome fellas. How old are they?
me: They're two.
lady: Oh? They're both two? So they are really close in age.
me: uh, yes. They're twins.
lady: NO! That one's so much bigger*!
* by so much bigger, she must have meant 3/4 inch in height and 4 pounds in weight
and then...
4) lady in the elevator: (while Reagan is giving her "the eyes") OOoohh... they are so much fun. How old are they?
me: Two
lady: I thought they were twins. They must be identical.
Ba-da-dum.
2 comments:
as usual...laughing out loud ;)
this must wear you out lol!!
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